I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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