shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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