Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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