wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
