so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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