god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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