Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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