I'm really into asian looking animals
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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