I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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