even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
