Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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