just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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