we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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