I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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