"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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