Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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