let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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