let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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