Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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