I don't usually arrange sex via text message
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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