You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
