No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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