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Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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