btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
