Already got asked if we're dating
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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