Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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