D3 body, D1 cock
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she peed on how many people?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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