Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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