it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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