I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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