hotel room ftw
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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