i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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