Farmville is her only friend.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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