you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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