no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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