someone threw a dead crab at me
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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