Dual....:-)
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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