Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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