stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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