My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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