ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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