Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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