he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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