God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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