David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I party with great urgency now.
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