I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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