hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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