If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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