Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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