highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have fence marks all over my body
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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