I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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