I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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