My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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