he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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