Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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