no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Randomize