You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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